"Although Mildred's intelligence was not revered amongst the chickens, they remained in awe of her boneless breasts"

"The seventh, and decisively final, unsuccessful attempt to photograph the national domino stacking champions."

Inside Message:
Just a fowl card to keep us abreast of one another.

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Inside Message:
I fell over myself to find you a champion card.

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"Oh c'mon! Cleaning teeth doesn't sound so bad compared to what I go through every morning."

"Try as he might, Pete was no rocket scientist - Okay, see if it will start now."

Inside Message:
Have a great day, and stay out of the pits.

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Inside Message:
I hope your day takes off, and you have a blast!

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"Stan picks his nose"

Inside Message:
I would have sent a gift, but I know you like to pick your own.

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Inside Message:
I would have sent a gift, but it cost an arm and a leg.

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"But Noah! If you didn't know what a cubit was, why didn't you ask?"

Inside Message:
I didn't know your size, so I hope a card will do.

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Inside Message:
I've been keeping an eye out for the perfect card.

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